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mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

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theepichumor
:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

(Source: niggaqueef)

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*sLAMS BUTTON*

*sLAMS BUTTON*

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soujizz:

omg i just realized

theyre called pancakes

 because theyre like cakes

but you cook them

wait for it

in a pAN

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(Source: continello)

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georgeslays:

Angelina Jolie presented with a honorary damehood by The Queen in recognition of her campaign to end sexual violence in war zones.

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sammywinchesster:

qabriel:

wow sammy looks really sad here.

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don’t be sad

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that’s better.

FUCKING HELL

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Lyrics:

taylorswift:

Out Of The Woods
Written by Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff
Produced by Jack Antonoff

Looking at it now
It all seems so simple
We were lying on your couch
I remember
You took a Polaroid of us
Then discovered
The rest of the world was black and white
But we were in screaming color
And I remember thinking…

Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet, good.
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet, good.

Are we out of the woods?

Looking at it now
Last December, we were built to fall apart
Then fall back together
Your necklace hanging from my neck
The night we couldn’t quite forget
When we decided
To move the furniture so we could dance
Baby, like we stood a chance
Two paper airplanes flying, flying…
And I remember thinking

Chorus

Remember when you hit the brakes too soon
Twenty stitches in a hospital room
When you started crying
Baby, I did too
But when the sun came up
I was looking at you
Remember when we couldn’t take the heat
I walked out, I said “I’m setting you free”
But the monsters turned out to be just trees
When the sun came up
You were looking at me.

You were looking at me… Oh
You were looking at me.
I remember.
Oh, I remember..

Chorus

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

the-wayward-ship:

anjaseb:

wearetylerspeople:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

What if it’s irregular. You just wake up as a guy like “oh look at that”

This would be ideal for trans guys.

Can you imagine your parents though. Like aimagine this isn’t normal and when you’re like 12 or 13 and your mom is telling you how your period should be starting soon and instead you just become a guy

I’d wait until my period starts to get a job. A week later the boss will be pissed when he realizes he offered a woman the same pay he offers men

castiel-knight-of-hell:

the-wayward-ship:

anjaseb:

wearetylerspeople:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

What if it’s irregular. You just wake up as a guy like “oh look at that”

This would be ideal for trans guys.

Can you imagine your parents though. Like aimagine this isn’t normal and when you’re like 12 or 13 and your mom is telling you how your period should be starting soon and instead you just become a guy

I’d wait until my period starts to get a job. A week later the boss will be pissed when he realizes he offered a woman the same pay he offers men

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taylorswift:

colldasyou:

my whole cross country team just sang “shake it off”on the bus ride home from our race really loudly and had me sing all by myself during the bridge. i’m now known as “the singer that slays taylor swift songs.” thanks for helping me find my true friends, taylorswift

I’m so happy about this!!!!!!!!!

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taylorswift:

your-face-in-a-locket:

youareinloves:

i want to know where taylor’s vocabulary is developing from. like. where did the sudden love for yas and thexy come from. who is influencing her. 

Ed Sheeran definitely 

Um you should check out alexandergold cause he’s mostly to blame. For all of this.
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breaking news: thousands of swifties dead, still unclear if we are out of the woods

taylorswift:

Actually just laughed so loud I woke up both cats.

(Source: outofthwoods)

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taylorswift:

Taylor Swift’s reactions to her fans talking about dying at the 1989 Secret Sessions on The Graham Norton Show

I’ve just never been more proud.

(Source: paper-airplanes-flying)

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taylorswift:

"Is that a proper cat?"
-John Cleese

taylorswift:

"Is that a proper cat?"
-John Cleese

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taylorswift:

Midnight tonight.

taylorswift:

Midnight tonight.